April 4, 2020 (Day Two)


This is my first day officially home for the stay in place and my secret beard continues to progress. When I was shaving my neck this morning, I realized I didn’t really know where the beard-line should be (which I later learned is better known as the “beard neckline”).So, I Googled “famous beards through history.” It was not helpful in the slightest – I don’t know why I thought it would be. 

Then, I Googled “where should my beard neckline be” and there were quite a few results. According to Norelco, the beard neckline is at the top of the Adam’s apple. This is incredibly far down the neck, I refuse to believe it and, frankly, I’m offended that they even suggest it. However, according to the seeming consensus among other beard-related sites, I am apparently shaving my neck too far up. On the plus side, this means even more work removed from my already considerably lightened shaving regimen; on the downside, part of my neck has some catching up to do, but I think it’s up for the challenge.

I finish by Googling “glorious beards” for inspiration and am, indeed, inspired, but also somewhat intimidated. So, I Google “modest beards” for something more attainable.  Among the results was an excerpt of a book called “Of Beards and Men,” which is about the history of beards.  It was surprisingly engrossing – I may have to purchase it so I can knowledgeably extoll the virtues of being a part of this rich tradition in advance of Terri’s inevitable protests when she realizes what I’m doing (which I predict will be tomorrow).

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